Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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