i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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