So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
