i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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