yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
