last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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