took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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