Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
ugly people sure do ruin things
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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