My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
is it fun? or sober?
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