You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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