Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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