did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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