and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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