So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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