seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
