im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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