How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
we're so committed to being not committed
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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