You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Randomize
