brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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