so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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