So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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