I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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