Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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