i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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