dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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