She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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