If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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