you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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