So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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