so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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