its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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