it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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