Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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