dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she pinky promised me she was 18
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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