she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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