I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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