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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool

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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

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didn't stop?

(773): View more from Illinois

naw, they were rude, not me.

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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.

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