so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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