is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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