I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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