seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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