You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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