Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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