she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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