It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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