it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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