Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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