No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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