my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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