I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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