We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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